NASA/JPL parodies

One of the first times NASA was caught lying or misleading the public the mainstream media itself came up with:

Never A Straight Answer & Joker Poker Liars back when the "Space Race" was on.  Now since the 1976 Viking Mission showing the Cydonia Ares Face, D&M Pyramid, the legend in the map where the ONLY word for "Origins: Enigmatic" and then in 1998 the infamous "Catbox" image that when properly processed showed the Cydonia Ares Face to have an even and Bi-Symmetrical Crown, two eyes, two nostrils, two lips, and a chin ALL in the correct and proportional positions.  Yet Cydonia remains the LEAST released images taken since NASA/JPL have been sending orbiters and rovers to Mars to this day.  If the 2020 Rover does NOT go to Cydonia it is pure Scientific Cowardice at the least and Scientific Criminality at it's worst for wasting taxpayer money.  Science is SUPPOSED to seek the unknown.  Cydonia remains the ONLY quadrant on Mars that has the word Enigmatic for origins other than some geological explanation for the area.

In our opinion NASA/JPL DESERVE these new acronyms:


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Jazzed Popcorn Ladies
Jazzed Popcorn Lads
Jeeper Peeper Leapers
Jilted Persons Longing
Jizzed Pop Liquorice
Joint Penis Lickoff
Joint Penises Limping
Joint Personal Leagally
Joint Personal Liability
Joint Personal Likability
Joint Pussies Limping
Joint Pussy Lickoff
Jointly Peers Losing
Joker Penises Laughing
Joker Penises Looking
Joker Pirates Laughing
Joker Pirates Looting
Joker Pirates Lusting
Joker Poker Liars
Joker Poker Lying Club
Joker Pussies Laughing
Joker Pussies Looking
Jokingly Presenting Lies
Jolted Pattern Locksteping
Joyfully Peering Lustfully
Joyfully Preserving Lasting
Joyfully Preserving Learning
Joyfully Preserving Life
Joyfully Preserving Listening
Joyfully Preserving Longing
Joyfully Preserving Looking
Joyfully Preserving Lusting
Joyless People Lookers
Joyless Proping Lazies
Joyless Puppets Laceless
Juicy Penises Licking
Juicy Probing Lustness
Juicy Pussies Licking
Just Penises Laughing
Just Plain Lax ?
Just Plain Lazy ?
Just Plain Leachers
Just Plain Liars
Just Plain Lincoln
Just Plain Ludicrous
Just Professional Liars
Just Pussies Laughing
Nacreous Abalone Shell Amulet
Nasa Admits Seasonal Allergies
Nasal Air Sniffer Apparatus
Nasal Aloof Senseless Aristocrats
Nastiest Angry Scientists Alive / Jokingly Presenting Lies
Nasty Anomaly Scene Airbrush
Nasty Antisocial Swine Association
Naval Aviators Scream Above
Necessary Alternative Same Adversary
Necrotic Aardvark Science Advice
Necrotic Aardvarks Sate Appetites
Nervous Around Stairway Ascension
Nether Abyss Slimy Alien
Never A Straight Answer
Never Acknowledge Something Absolute
Never Admit Slime Allover
Never Admit Spores Allover
Never Admits Something Anomalous
Never All Shots Acknowledged
Never Announce Something Astonishing
Never Anomaly Shots Acknowledged
Never Any Sense Alright.
Never Any Sensible Answer
Never Any Serious Attention
Never Any Serious Attitude
Never Any Specific Answers
Never Anything Seriously Admitted
Never Anytime Scan Anomalously/ Just Plain Laydown
New Accountability Steps Allover
New Accounting Steps Allover
New Alcohol Sensitivity Abnormalities
New Alien Species Apocalypse
New Alien Specious Accounting
New Alien Spores Allover
New Aliens Shitting Astrobiologists
New Aliens Shitting Astrophysicists
New Analysis Studies Accountable
New Analysis Studies Allover
New Anomalies Shafted Always
New Anomalies Shafted Away
New Anomalies Shifted Always
New Anomalies Shifted Away
New Anomalies Shitted Always
New Anomalies Shitted Away
New Anomaly Secretly Acquired
New Anomaly Shrouded Abundantly
New Anxious Serious Asskisser
New Anxious Serious Asskissing
New Anxious Silly Asskisser
New Anxious Silly Asskissing
New Anxious Stupid Asskisser
New Anxious Stupid Asskissing
New Asinine Stall Agreement
New Assumptional Studies Allowed
New Astrobiologists Shilling Arsenic
New Atlantis Seen Afar / Joker Pokers Like Just Pulling Legs
Newly Acquired Secret Anomaly
Newtonian Astrophysical Serendipitous Apple -EA
Newts Are Succulent Amphibians --KAlter
Nibiru Absent Surveillance Archives
Nice Analysis Seems Absent
Nickers Are Soiled Always
Nixon Abandoned Space Age
No Abode Seems Adequate
No Accountability Serious Anywhere
No Accounting Serious Anywhere
No Adult Supervision Available
No Airhead Sensible Adults
No Alien Slime Allowed
No Alien Space Artifacts
No Alien Spores Allover
No Alien Spores Allowed
No Aliens Seen Above
No Aliens Shitting Astrobiologists
No Aliens Shitting Astrophysicists
No Aloud Shouts Allowed
No Americans Say Anything / Just Playing Lipservice
No Analysis Serious Anywhere
No Analysis Studies Acceptable
No Analysis Studies Accountable
No Anomalous Samples Acknowledged
No Anomalous Snapshots Aired
No Anomaly Samples Acknowledged
No Anomaly Seen Admitted
No Answer Seems Acceptable
No Answer Sounds Acceptable
No Answers Shinning ANUdiscoveries
No Anymore Serious Asskissing
No Anymore Silly Asskissing
No Anymore Stupid Asskissing
No Assumptional Studies Allowed
No Astrobiologists Shilling Arsenic
No Astrobiology Seems Apparent
No Astronauts See Anything
Nobody Anywhere Says Anything
Nobody Asked Soviet Advice -Kalter Rauch
Nocturnal Aperture Shines Always
Noggin Accidentally Struck Above -EA
Non Affirming Sidetracked Analysis
Non Aperature System Alter
Non April Sense Applicable
Non Ascending Science Act
Non Attainable Samples Aquisition
Northern Azimuth Southern Altitude
Nose Appropriations Snot Abundantly
Nose Appropriations Stick Abundantly
Not A Satanic Altar
Not About Science Anymore
Not About Space Anymore
Not Always Same Agenda
Not Always So Awake
Not Another Spiff Apparition
Not Another Stall Agreement
Not Another Stupid Answer
Not Any Such Anomaly
Not Anybody Says Anything
Not Anymore Serious Asskissers
Not Anymore Silly Asskissers
Not Anymore Stupid Asskissers
Not Anything Seen Alright
Nothing Above Same Ahead
Nothing Answers Serious Allegations / Joker Pokes Lies
Notoriously Ambiguous Scientific Aptitude
Novel Antenna Steers Aliens
Novus Around Stairway Ascends
Now Active Search Application
Now Acts Snake Attacks - EA
Now Admit Slime Allover
Now Admit Spores Allover
Now Alien Slime Allowed
Now Alien Spores Allover
Now Alien Spores Allowed
Now Aliens Shitting Astrobiologists
Now Aliens Shitting Astrophysicists
Now Allowed Shouts Aloud
Now Analysis Studies Accountable
Now Another Senseless Acquisition
Now Another Serious Asskisser
Now Another Serious Asskissing
Now Another Silly Analysis
Now Another Silly Asskisser
Now Another Silly Asskissing
Now Another Stall Agreement
Now Another Stupid Asskisser
Now Another Stupid Asskissing
Now Anxious Serious Asskisser
Now Anxious Serious Asskissing
Now Anxious Silly Asskisser
Now Anxious Silly Asskissing
Now Anxious Stupid Asskisser
Now Anxious Stupid Asskissing
Now Assumptional Studies Allowed
Now Astrobiologists Shilling Arsenic
Noxious Animosity Space Administration - Vianova & Kalter

updated 9-28-2018:

Never Attempted Serious Answers Jokes Poking Lying - rhw007
Never Attempt Something Astounding Jokingly Playing Lipservice - rhw007
Never Attempted Serious Answers Jackass Pokers Limps
Never Attempted Serious Answers Jackass Pokers Lumps
Never Admit Something Alternative Joking Public Laypersons "FAKE NEWS"
Nobody Assfracks Something Anybetter & Jokie Pokie La'nuckledragers "MEANSTREAM NEWS"
Not Always Scientific Analysis - deo
Not Answering Simple Asks - rhw007
New Adventures Stalled Always / Just Prolonging Lies - rhw007
Never Achieve Swiftly Apologies -rhw007
Neologisms Assigned Standard Attachments - Kalter
Nothing Above Shoulders Active / Just Pecking Liars - rhw007
Nothing Above Shoulders Active / Just Pussy Lips - rhw007
Never Anomalous Substance Acknowledged / Juxtaposed Posit Liquid - EA
Nasty Always Scoundrels Attacks/ Just Poisonous Lies - Vianova-rhw007
No Answering Service Allowable - Just Play Liebest -rhw007
Never Allways Staying Accurate / Just Pasting Longtime - rhw007
Now Always Shifting Awareness / Just Playing Looser -rhw007
Neverwas A Space Agency - Trumanshow
Never Anomalies Shown Anytime / Just Paint Layers -rhw007
New Asinine Stupid Anologies / Jellified Palter Limiting -rhw007
Next Abstract Science Accepted/Just Published Lampoon -EA
Never Again Say Alien/Just Plain Lie - Mayito777

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